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Entries from June 2008

Confession Session the Second: The Ex That Started It All

June 27, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’m not sure how my brain got on the topic this week, but I decided to look up an ex-boyfriend online. People do this crap all the time, and I’m no different. I’ve been caught reminiscing in recent months, perhaps some sort of midlife crisis,  and I wondered if he was even still in town.

Let me begin by saying that if not for this ex-boyfriend, I would not have my Better Half today.

For our intents, I’ll call him “Frog.” He was, and more than likely still is, a hockey nut and a huge Red Wings fan, as he is from Detroit. It was through him that I got into playing, and since I went into the league, I met Better Half, and ten years later we’re still going strong. I guess I owe Frog, and if I ever do see him, I’ll have to thank him for being that one critical step to a lifetime of happiness for me.

The whole thing, from start to end, was an anomaly for me. I never really looked for guys in bars, mostly because the good ones are taken in that pool, and those that are left are usually fuckups. Heartache always comes from a bf/gf picked from that pool. In terms of heartbreak, yes, that was true with him. But Frog pulled me out from my little prissy shell. In his arms, I became a woman.

It was New Years Eve, 1996: I went to a popular country bar hangout with a high school friend of mine, and during that night, ran into others I knew from high school, and we all had a blast. This was the last hurrah of the country scene as The Place To Be, and I enjoyed the hell out of it. That night, I couldn’t tell you exactly how I met Frog; I don’t remember–needless to say, I was a bit smashed–but I do remember that he and I were very simpatico from the first hello. So much so, in fact, that on impulse, at midnight at the end of the countdown, I leaned toward him and kissed him. (more…)

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Dragging Ass and Going Crazy

June 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I am so tired of my friends in the South complaining it’s hot. They complain that it’s 84 degrees. I’d give my eyeteeth for 84 degrees right now. Hot? You want hot? I’ll give you hot: it’s 112 here in Phoenix yesterday and today with no end in sight, far above normal (104) for this time of year. Add to that, monsoon season should be here soon–it’s already a little sticky this morning–so it’s getting nasty here.

Now shut up already and count your blessings. You friends are welcome to come here and experience it for yourself–you’ll never complain about your so called “heat” again.

There, I feel better.

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I know I’ve been MIA, but there’s so much going on it’s not even funny. Let’s take last week, for example: fly to Vegas on Tuesday morning because Better Half has a seminar in the northwest part of town, and wanted to take me along to see Cirque du Soleil on Tuesday night. Cool and awesome. Mystère is a great show, and afterward we walked through Treasure Island and the Mirage, then went back to Suncoast to sleep. We wandered around when we had time—after his seminar was done on Wednesday around noon, we checked out from Suncoast, went to lunch at the old Peppermill (which was great) across from the nasty Circus Circus, and then wandered through what the late and great Dean Martin referred to as the “Meggum” (MGM Grand)—I hadn’t been there in fifteen years, and have forgotten how huge it is.  We each had a beer at the Centrifuge Bar, watched the bartenders dance on the bar top, and then reluctantly headed out back to the airport and back to The Furnace (Vegas’s weather was warm and balmy, but not unpleasant).

Both flights—in and out of Vegas—ran late. Why is that? It’s no further than L.A., so why? Ridiculous.

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